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  • Question: Why do you flame instead of just giving helpful critique on stories? I mean, it's kind of hypocritical to judge people on their opinions if you're gonna just give out your own dark, disagreeable, and sometimes worse opinions too. And, don't get me wrong, there are people out there who make you wanna go "Why the fuck do you exist, you ignorant, useless, immature dumbass, you?" But, I mean, come on, you go all out on people with your harshness if they say something you don't like. - Anonymous
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    I go all out on people all day erryday, holmes. I have an actual answer but it requires me to go all out and check things and just make a big spiel about it.

    Also going to tackle that 100 chapter fic this weekend. I’m going to do it this time. For real. I have three days. We can see how long it takes Haji to break down.

    But that was only slightly unrelated.

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Seriously, this one is bad. Anyways, enjoy it as much as you can.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8375491/1/Make_a_Wish

P.S. If you go to the reviews, I’m the anon Peach…yeah…again, enjoy the bad fanfiction.

Sadly this story no longer exists. :C

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Oh dear lord this weekend I will be Livestreaming bad Kingdom Hearts fanfiction since I’ve learned how and am pretty comfortable with reading in front of people.


This should be fun.

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WHOO! I am bad and badder than ever baby. I thought I lost this beautiful archive of terrible fanfiction because I deleted my personal blog for a while. I have since remade it and Ven is wonderful for giving me access to this blog again.

Everybody should thank Ven.

Give me your fanfiction and your OCs. I want to eat all of them and spit out opinions and jokes for your faces! I love all of you. uwu

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So Haji, for reasons known only to her right now, has done a blackout. Which means she will not be getting online. She said she would be back on December 1st.

That being said, she was the main reviewer, so the blog probably won’t update until she gets back. If she does decide to hop on for reviews at least, she will prolly see this post and correct me if I’m wrong.

You’re still welcome to send in fics and ocs for reviews. And if you have any questions I’ll be willing to answer them. I might take a crack at reviews, but I probably won’t. I don’t know.

We’ll just have to see.

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Okay, I started looking at this one fic that I have saved for this month where everyone is like a werewolf or something? I just. I am already so don with this fic, you have no idea.

Also, when I have some MORE TIME TO WASTE BECAUSE OMG I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD I will have to reorganize all these disgraceful tags and retag everything. It is going to be time commingling I bet, but what ever. I might just erase all tags right now and start from scratch.

Or whatever.

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  • Question: I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT IT WAS ALMOST ONE HUNDRED CHAPTERS IN THE ASK:( I'm seriously so sorry D: - Anonymous
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    nah it’s okay, i ain’t even mad.

    shhh you’re okay sweet anon.

    shoosh pap.

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YOU NEGLECTED TO MENTION IT WAS LIKE 89 CHAPTERS JFC

Okay….Okay, I’m good. I was just KIND OF AMUSED HOW YOU TAGGED THAT ON AS AN AFTERTHOUGHT? But lord who even writes that many fucking chapters???? I just. why this? why this happen?

Okay, back on track and less CAPITAL LETTERS FOR EMPHASIS. Haji and I have decided not to just go “nope” and blow the fic off like normally. Or rather, we probably would read a few chapters, laugh, and then cry and shove it away with an awful taste in our mouths.

This will take a while to review. Like, a long while. But Haji and I both will be reviewing this one. We cannot tell you when it will be finished, given how long it is and Haji’s schedule. (Because I have all the time in the world, unlike her. But, hey, she works 2 full time jobs she has sooooo much time guys. You don’t even know.)

So, yeah. It would probably be a good idea to mention fic length when asking if such and such is okay to submit, next time.

We still might give up and stuff, but we’ll see.

What have we gotten ourselves into?

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Yeah, I am so done with her.

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Oh, and then she figured out who I was and her tone changed dramatically. Funny, eh? You never know who you’re talking to.